£5.00 or more : For a measly £5 we will not only post you a charming hand-drawn handshake but we chuck in some of Caligula's trademark spark into the mix
£500.00 or more : For this insubordinate ammount of money , We will perform just for you- A choice of two shows for your seeing balls to feat upon- wether it be at a dinner party, a wake,a trip to the zoo, or just in your front room whilst you idly iron some shirts.